With apologies to Danny Elfman, Jack Skellington, and Tor Publicity:
My book! My book!
A box of my new book!
It’s out!
Please get it on your Nook.
Or bound!
Use a reader of your choice it doesn’t matter
I hope you will take a look!
My book!
My book! It’s cool!
Protests and backroom deals
My book!
It’s tense—and somewhat real
My book!
The skies are filled with
Feathered lizards flying
Everyone seems on the edge
Or read my book!
I’m going on a tour this week
Harvard Book Store hosts tonight
With Bear Staveley and Cambias
We’ll Fury Road all right!
There are copies on the shelves today
My heart has grown another size
And with your support I feel a joy
Unseemly to describe….
Do you want it, do you want it
I’m so glad that you can has
I can’t wait, I hope you like it,
This strange tale you don’t yet know—
Read my book: