THE BOOK EXISTS. IT IS ON SALE. I AM TALKING IN MY INCREDIBLE HULK VOICE.
You can find it on shelves! You can find it on the internet! You can find it anywhere and everywhere!
… Okay, maybe not everywhere. But still.
Read this glowing review (Liz Bourke at Tor.com)! Or this glowing review (Tammy Sparks at Books, Bones, Buffy)! Or this other glowing review (by Dan/i/el at Intellectus Speculativus)!
Or read this cinematic-style trailer I wrote for the book!
Want signed copies? Order them here! Or come see me this evening at Pandemonium Books and Games, at 7pm!
Me, I’ll be busy collapsing in a corner somewhere. Or baking cookies. Cookies are good.
Though I should probably wait to start baking cookies until I stop being all
But, you know, for now:
